| Little Johnny is standing on a street corner swatting mosquitoes. Every time he sees a mosquito he utters, "Fucking mosquitoes, fucking mosquitoes." Just as the boy says it, a shocked priest walks up and says, "You should not curse the mosquitoes because every one of God's creations has a purpose." Little Johnny, unmoved by the priest's objection says, "Bullshit!" "Well, tell me three things on this earth that God has made without a purpose," says the priest. Little Johnny looks at him and replies, "Tits on a nun, Balls on a priest, and these fucking Mosquitoes." |