BBC News - Suicide Bombers Go On Strike

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    Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-day strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife.
    Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.
    The unrest began last Tuesday when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54.
    A spokesman said increases in recent years in the number of suicide bombings has resulted in a shortage of virgins in the afterlife.
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