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    Working at the post office, I'm used to dealing with a moody public. So when one irate customer stormed my desk, I responded in my calmest voice, "What's the trouble?"

    "I went out this morning," she began, "and when I came home I found a card saying the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was home. I'll have you know, my husband was in all morning! He never heard a thing!"

    After apologizing, I got her parcel.

    "Oh good!" she gushed. "We've been waiting for this for ages!"

    "What is it?" I asked.

    "My husband's new hearing aid."
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    A gent next to her, trying to calm her...
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