Bachpan Ke Cricket Rules

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    1. 8 Eenton (Bricks) Ki Wicket Hogi.

    2. First Ball Try Hogi.

    3. Batting Team Umpiring Karegi.

    4. Ball Deewar Ko Direct Lagi Toh Six Aur Direct Baahar Gayi Toh Out.

    5. Last Batsman Akela Batting Kar Sakta Hai.

    6. Jo Beech Mein Game Chhodega Usse Kal Nahi Khilayenge.

    7. Jo Ball Baahar Phenkega Woh Khud Lekar Aayega Aur Nahi Mili Toh Khareedkar Layega.

    8. Chhote Bachche Sirf Fielding Karenge, Unki Batting Last Mein Aayegi.

    9. Jab Andhera Ho Jaayega Toh Slow Ball Karaai Jaayegi.

    10. Deewar Ko Lag Kar Catch Hua Toh Not Out Hoga.

    11. 3 Ball Lagaatar Wide Toh Over Cancel.

    12. Jo Jeetega Woh Agli Baar Batting Karega.

    13. Jiska Bat Hoga Wohi Opening Karega.
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