Naughty Jokes

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    Kuch Aurtein Bazaar Mein Se Shopping Karke Ghar Vapis Aa Rahi Thi Toh Sadak Pe Ek Kutta Aur Ek Kutti Buri Tarah Sen Sex Kar Rahe The.
    1st Doctor's Wife: Wow, They Are Enjoying Life.
    2nd Lawyer's Wife: No, It's Rape.
    3rd Salesman's Wife: Lagta Hai Kutta Aaj Hi Tour Se Vapas Aya Hai.

    Hamare Ek Dost Pappu Ne Ek Ladki Fasayi Aur Kafi Time Dates Pe Jane Ke Baad Akhir Usko Ek Din Rat Ko Sex Karne Ke Liye Mana Hi Liya.
    Hotel Ke Room Mein Jab Vo Ladki Ke Sath Sex Karne Lagta Hai To Ladki Bolti Hai: Condom Ke Bina Karo Na...
    Pappu: Nahi Nahi... Bina Condom Ke Nahin, Agar Mujhe AIDS Ho Gaya Toh?
    Ladki Bindas Hoke Boli: Arre Pagal Ghabrao Mat Nahi Hoga, Baaki Sab Toh Condom Pahan Ke Hi Karte Hai Na...!!!

    Graduation Ke Baad Ladke Ne Baap Se Shaadi Ka Kaha.
    Baap Bola: Pahle Apne Paon Pe Khade To Ho Jao.
    Post Graduation Baad Pucha To Bhi Yahi Jawab Mila.
    PhD Ke Baad Ladke Ne Baap Ko Kabhi Bhi Shadi Karvane Ko Na Kaha.
    Kuch Time Baad Jab Us LAdke Ki Job Lag Gayo Toh Ek Din Baap Ne Use Kaha: Tum Ab Apne Paon Pe Khade Ho Gaye Ho Ab Shaadi Kar Lo.
    Beta Rote Hue Bola: Main To Khada Ho Gaya Hoon, Par Ab Wo Khada Nahi Hota....
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