Sex Agreement

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    Ek Sundar Ladki Ka Apne Pati Se Agreement Tha Ki Daily 10 Baar Sex Karega. Samaye Ke Saath Ye Kam Hota Gaya Aur Kewal Ek Baar Par Pahunch Gaya. Ladki Ne Talaq Ka Muqadma Dayar Kar Diya.

    Judge Sahab Ne Ladki Ko Apna Paksh Rakhne Ko Kaha.

    Ladki Ne Dono Hath Ki 10 Ungliyaan Utha Kar Boli: Pehle Qarar Yun Tha.

    Judge Sahab Bole: Phir?

    Ladki 1 Ungli Utha Kar Boli: Ab Qarar Yun Hai.

    Judge Ne Aadmi Se Apna Paksh Rakhne Ko Kaha.

    Pati 2 Ungliyon Mein Thoda SA Gap Kar Ke Bola: Huzoor Pehle Darar (!) Yun Thi.

    Judge Sahab: Phir Kya Hua?

    Pati Bola: Huzoor Ab Darar ( ! ) Yun Hai.

    Judge Sahab Ne Faisla Sunaya: Jab Darar Hi Kharab Ho Gayi To Qarar Lagu Nahi Ho Sakta, Case Radd Kiya Jata Hai.
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