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    A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try.

    "I've tried to be a secretary and failed," she complained. "I tried to be an actress and failed. Then, I tried sales and I failed at that too."

    The doctor thought for a moment and then said, "It is important for everyone to live a full and meaningful life. Have you tried nursing?"

    She thought about his suggestion for a second, then opened her blouse and revealed one of her luscious breasts.

    Pointing it at the doctor, she said, "OK, I'll give it a try."
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