Don't Jump to Conclusions!!!

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    At around 11:15 a girl gets a text from her boyfriend.

    Boy: Hey, its over now.

    Girl texts him back: What the fuck??? But what I did to you, why the fuck are you doing this, I have done anything you and you are giving me this. Anyway, I knew you are a bastard that's why I slept with three of your friends, you ass whole, now eat my shit.

    Boy, confused: I was talking about the movie.

    Girl: Oh!!! How was it?

    Boy: Go fuck your self bitch and don't see me your fucking face again.
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