Late Night Party

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    Ek Aadmi Office Ke Baad Apni Patni Ko Bina Bataye Apne Doston Ke Saath Ek Party Mein Chala Gaya.

    Patni Poore Gusse Mein Apne Bachchon Ke Paas Jaati Hai Aur Kehti Hai: Agar Tumhare Papa Aayein Toh Koi Bhi Darwaja Nahi Kholna.

    Raat Ko 1 Baje Ke Baad Husband Ghar Aaya Aur Door Bell Bajayi.

    Patni Ki Andar Se Awaaz Aayi: Aaj Darwaaza Nahin Khulega. Jaao Wahin Jaao Jahan Se Aaye Ho, Koi Zaroorat Nahin Hai Ghar Aane Ki.

    Pati Ne Bahar Se Awaaz Lagayi: Main Ghar Par Sone Ke Liye Nahi Aaya, Woh Darasal Party Mein Bohut Saari Ladkiyan Hain Isliye Bas Mujhe Mere Condoms De Do, Drawer Mein Pade Hain.

    Patni Ne Darwaja Khola Aur Pati Ko Andar Kheench Liya Aur Kaha: Tum Kahin Nahi Jaa Rahe, Yahin Rahoge Aur Main Tumhe Abhi Sota Hua Dekhna Chahti Hun.
  • 50 Shades Of Grey Staring at her naked body, I asked what she wanted. She told me to go for something between a smack and a stroke. So I went for a smoke.
    Frantically I tore off her dress, bra and knickers. My heart was racing but I just managed to...
  • Naughty Squirell A couple bought themselves a squirrel pet. One night they went out for dinner and locked the squirrel in the closet. Later that night a thief broke into their house. The thief was in the process of stealing the couple`s valuables...
  • Don't Jump to Conclusions!!! At around 11:15 a girl gets a text from her boyfriend.
    Boy: Hey, its over now.
    Girl texts him back: What the fuck??? But what I did to you, why the fuck are you doing this, I have done anything you and...
  • Nursing A very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist`s couch telling him how frustrated she was since she always failed at everything she seemed to try. "I`ve tried to be a secretary and failed," she complained. "I tried to be an...
  • Faithful, Thrifty and Virgin A very `straight and honest` girl is going to Town. Before she left, her mother gave her some advice, "Daughter, when you`re in Town and if you`re looking for a match there, you must take note of the following the requirements...
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