Hot 'n' Cold Balls

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    "It's funny,"says Samantha, "Peter's balls are always cold as ice when I'm sucking his dick."

    "You know what?" replies Jenny. "It's exactly the same with my Richard..."

    They turn to the third blonde and ask, "When you blow Chris, are his balls cold, too?"

    "Ugh! That's disgusting! I never put Chris's thing in my mouth!"

    "You're crazy," one of the blondes pipes up. "A good blowjob is the best way to keep a guy. You should try it."

    She says she'll think about it. The next morning, they meet at the cafe and the blowjob novice is sporting a wicked shiner.

    "Whoa!" the first blonde asks. "How did you get that black eye?"

    "Chris hit me when I was blowing him," she says.

    "What on earth for?" the second blonde asks.

    "I don't know," she replies. "All I did was tell him how strange it was that his balls were so warm, seeing as how Pete's and Richard's are so cold."
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