Dating Process

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    6 Weeks: I love you, I love you, I love you.
    6 Months: Of course I love you.
    6 Years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why the hell did I propose?

    Back from Work:
    6 Weeks: Honey, I'm home.
    6 Months: BACK!!
    6 Years: What did your mom cook for us today??

    Gifts:
    6 Weeks: Honey, I really hope you liked the ring.
    6 Months: I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room!
    6 Years: Here's the money. Buy yourself something.

    Phone Ringing:
    6 Weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
    6 Months: Here, for you.
    6 Years: PHONE RINGING.

    Cooking:
    6 Weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
    6 Months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
    6 Years: AGAIN!!!!

    Apology:
    6 Weeks: Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you.
    6 Months: Watch out! Don't do it again.
    6 Years: What's not to understand about what I just said??

    New Dress:
    6 Weeks: Oh my God, you look like an angel in that dress.
    6 Months: You bought a new dress again???
    6 Years: How much did THAT cost me?

    TV:
    6 Weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
    6 Months: I like this movie.
    6 Years: I'm going to watch ESPN, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself.
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