Special Note for Ladies

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    Paani Puri Ki Dukan Par Laga Board:

    Munaa Paani Puri Wala, Rs.10/- Ki 6 Paani Puri.

    Special Note:

    1. Sukhi Paani Puri Ke Alag Se Paise Lagenge.

    2. Kripya 6 Paani Puri Chupchap Khane Ke Baad Mirchi Tez Hone Ke Naam Par Aakhri Mein 1 Mufat Maang Ke Sharminda Na Karein.

    3. Toot-Foot Ki Koi Jawabdari Nahi. Tooti-Footi Paani Puri Ke Settlement Ke Naam Par Last Mein 1 Extra Paani Puri Mufat Mein Na Mange.

    4. Hum Bhi Panchvi Paas Hain Aur 100 Tak Ki Ginati Bindaas Aati Hai! Aakhri Mein "Bhaiya, Meri 2 Aur Baki Hain' Bolkar Cheating Na Karein.

    5. Kirpya 10 Rs Ki Paani Puri Kha Kar 500 Rs Ka Note Na Dikhayein Varna 500 Ka Note Jama Kar Liya Jayega Aur Khule Paise Laane Pe Hee Vapas Kiya Jayega.

    Mahilaon Hetu Vishesh Roop Se Laagu.
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