Judge Bada Ya Daroga?

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    Court Mein Muqaddama Jeetne Ke Baad Judge Saahab Ne Bujurg Ko Badhaai Dete Hue Kaha: Baba Ji, Mubarak Ho, Aap Case Jeet Gaye.

    Bujurg Kisaan Ne Kaha: Ram Ji Tumko Itni Tarakkee De ke Tum 'Daroga' Ban Jao.

    Vakeel Bola: Lekin Baba Ji, 'Judge' Toh 'Daroga' Se Bahut Bada Hota Hai.

    Bujurg Bola: Nahi Saaheb.... Meri Nazar Mein Toh Daroga Jyada Bada Aur Samjahdhar Hota Hai.

    Vakeel Bola: Vo kaise?

    Bujurg: Judge Saaheb Ne Muqaddama Khatam Karne Mein 10 Saal Laga Diye Jabki Daroga Ji Ne Shuru Mein Hee Kaha Tha 5 Hajaar Rupaya Do.... Do Din Mein Maamala Rapha-Dapha Kar Dunga!
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