Driving License Test

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    Jab Mai Driving License Haasil Karane Ki Koshish Mein Tha to Driving License Ke Liye Chauthi Baar Driving Test Diya. Iss Dauraan Main Itna Mashoor Aur Pasandeeda Ho Chukaa Tha Ki Is Baar Officer Ne Mere Liye Sirf Ek Hee Sawaal Rakha Tha.

    Sawal: Maan Lo Aap 90 Ki Speed Se Ek Aisi Sadak Se Gujar Rahe Ho Jiske Ek Aur Uncha Pahaad Aur Dusri Taraf Gehri Khaee Hai. Saamne Do Auratein Aa Jaati Hain.... Ek Jawaan Aur Ek Budhi. Ab Aap Kise Marenge...??

    Maine Bhi Ek Dum Se Jawaab Likha Diya: Main Budhi Aurat Ko Maarunga.

    Aur Har Baar Ki Tarah Is Baar Bhi Main Imtihaan Main Fail Ho Gaya. Main Jaakar Us Officer Se Mila Aur Fail Hone Ki Wajah Puchi Toh Usne Mujhe Dhyaan Se Dekha Aur Thandee Saans Bhar Kar Kaha: Main Aapko Akhiree Baar Bata Raha Hoon Ki Aap Break Maarenge.... Koi Aurat-Vaurat Nahin... Samjhe Aap???
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    Bujurg Kisaan Ne Kaha: Ram Ji Tumko Itni Tarakkee De Ke...
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    Special Note: 1. Sukhi Paani Puri Ke Alag Se Paise Lagenge.
    2. Kripya 6 Paani Puri Chupchap Khane Ke Baad Mirchi...
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