| An elderly couple Pauline & Frank were recently attending a church service at their retirement village. The couple had just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary. About halfway through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to Frank. The note said: I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do? Frank scribbled back: "Put a new battery in your hearing aid. |