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    Ek Aadmi Ki Shaadi Mein Jab Phere Lene Ki Baari Ayi Toh Pehle Phere Ke Waqt Hee Dulha Phatafat Dulhan Se Aagey Nikal Gaya.

    Pandit Ji Ne Dulhe Ko Peechhe Rahane Ko Kaha.

    Dusra Phera Ke Lete Waqt Phir Wahi... Dulha Bhagkar Dulhan Se Agey Nikal Gaya.

    Pandit Ji Ne Phir Se Dulhe Ko Samjhaya Ki Bhai Tumhe Dulhan Se Peeche Rahna Hai, Aagey Mat Niklo.

    Lekin Dulah Baar-Baar Aise Hee Teji Dikhata Aur Dulhan Se Agey Nikal Jaata.

    Aisa Hota Dekh Dulhan Ke Pita Ko Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Ve Bola: Yeh Kaisa Dulha Hai Jo Phere Bhi Dhang Se Nahin Le Sakata. Aise Toh Yeh Shaadi Nahin Ho Sakti.

    Dulhe Ke Chacha Ne Samajhaate Hue Kaha: Maaf Karna Bhai Sahab, Darasal Ladka Hariyana Roadways Mein Bus Driver Hai, Isliye Ise Baar-Baar Overtake Karne Ki Aadat Hai!
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  • Why God Made Moms? Answers given by 2nd graders:
    1. She`s the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
    2. Mostly to clean the house.
    3. To help us out of there when we were getting born....
  • Judge Bada Ya Daroga? Court Mein Muqaddama Jeetne Ke Baad Judge Saahab Ne Bujurg Ko Badhaai Dete Hue Kaha: Baba Ji, Mubarak Ho, Aap Case Jeet Gaye.
    Bujurg Kisaan Ne Kaha: Ram Ji Tumko Itni Tarakkee De Ke...
  • Grandparents An 8 year old was given a homework assignment to write a paper about grandparents. They where asked to write about things such what their grandparents mean to them, what are the roles of a grandparent, what they...
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