Gas and Flatulence

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    Ek Adami Ko Gas Ki Problem Thi. Vo Bahut Pareshaan Tha. Na Kahin Aata Tha Na Kahin Jaata Tha.

    Ek Baar Kisi Vajah Se Usko Apni Sister Ke Ghar Jaana Padta Hai.

    Sister Ke Ghar Jaate Samaye Raaste Mein Sochne Laga Ki Apne Bhanje Ke Liye Kya Le Ke Jaun? Phir Ek Dukaan Se Kuch Biscuits Aur Chocolates Le Li.

    Ghar Pahunchte He Bhanje Ne Dekha Toh Khush Ho Ke Mama Aa Gaye, Mama Aa Gaye Bolta Hua Daudkar Mama Ke Paas Aaya.

    Mama Ne Apni Pocket Se Biscuit Nikalkar Jaise He Use Dene Ke Liye Jhuke, Toh Jor Ke Aawaj Ke Saath Gas Nikal Gayi.

    Ab Ye Toh Musibat Ho Gayi. Vo 5 Saal Ka Bachcha Biscuit Phenk Kar Neeche Late Kar Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga.

    Mama Ne Use Uthakar Puchha: Kya Huya Kyun Ro Rahe Ho?

    To Bachcha Aur Bhi Zor Se Rone Laga.

    Mama Ne Use Uthakar, Bade Pyar Se Pucha: Kya Hua Beta? Ro Kyun Rahe Ho? Biscuits Nahin Chahiye? Chocolate Loge Kya?

    Bhanja Rote Huye Bola: Humko Biscuit Aur Chocolate Nahin Chahiye. Humko Vo Pipudee Chahiye Jo Aapane Abhi-Abhi Bajaayee Hai!
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