Kuch Anmol Vachan

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    Zindagi Mein Sirf 'Paana' He Sabkuch Nahin Hota, Uske Saath Nut-Bolt Bhi Chahiye.
    -Chhagan Mistree

    Tum Mujhe Khoon Do... Mein Tumhee 3 Baje Tak Blood Report De Doonga.
    -Ghanashyaam Leboretaree

    Yahaan Khuda Hai, Vahaan Khuda Hai, Aaas Paas Khuda Hi Khuda Hai Aur Jahaan Khuda Nahin Hai, Vahaan Kal Khudegaa.
    -Nagarpalika

    Zindagi Mein Jab Aapko Koi Raasta Dikhayi Naa De, Koi Manzil Dikhayi Na De, Koi Apna Dikhayi Na De Toh... Mobile Mein Tourch Bhi Hota Hai, Usko Jala Lena.
    -Pawan Mobile

    Jeevan Mein Kabhi Ghabraahat Mehsoos Ho, Aap Paseene-Paseene Ho Rahe Hon Toh Yeh Sochein Ki Aapko Attack Aane Vala Hai. Yeh Bhi Ho Sakta Hai Ki Aapka Pankha Kharaab Ho.
    Bhola Electrician

    Kis Bhi Cheez Se Moh Mat Palo.... Jeevan Mein Tyag Karna Bhi Seekho... Apna Purana Aur Bekaar Samaan Mujhe De Do -Mango Kabadiya
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