| A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. Doctor: I've got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first? Patient: I guess the bad news. Doctor: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and there's nothing else we can do. I'm sorry. Patient: (starts crying) Doctor: Now, now... I know you're upset... but remember, I also said there was good news. Patient: Yes, I need some good news... what is it? Doctor: Well, you know my nurse, Donna. Patient: (cheering up) Yes? Doctor: You know, the one with the big breasts? Patient: (more excited) Yes, yes... Doctor: You know the one that's always flirting with you every time you come in for a checkup? Patient: (very excited) Yes, yes ! What about her? Doctor: I finally had sex with her last night. |