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    Banta: Doctor Saab... Pait Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Hai.... Aahhh...

    Doctor: Achcha Ye Batao Ki Akhri Baar Khaana Kab Khaya Tha?

    Banta: Khana Toh Roz Hi...

    Doctor: Achcha Achcha, (2 Ungli Uthathe Hue) Akhri Baar Kab Gaye The?

    Banta: Ji, Jaata Toh Roz Hun Lekin Kuch Hota Nahin Hai...

    Doctor: Theek Hai, Samajh Gaya.

    Doctor Andar Se Ek Dawai Ki Bottle Aur Ek Calculator Leke Aaya Aur Banta Se Pucha: Ghar Kitni Dur Hai Tumhaara?

    Banta: Ji Yahan Se 1 Km.

    Doctor Ne Calculator Pe Kuch Hisaab Kiya Phir Bottle Se Chaar Spoon Dawai Nikal Kar Ek Katori Mein Daal Di.

    Doctor: Paidal Aaye Ho Ya Kisi Vehicle Se?

    Banta: Paidal.

    Doctor: Jaate Waqt Bhaag Ke Jaana.

    Doctor Ne Phir Kuch Calculate Kiya Aur Thodi Si Dawai Katori Se Nikaal Li.

    Doctor: Aap Ka Ghar Kaun Se Floor Pe Hai?

    Banta: 3Rd Floor Pe

    Doctor Ne Phir Calculator Pe Kuch Hisaab Kiya Aur Phir Thodi Si Dawai Katori Se Nikaal Li.

    Doctor: Lift Hai Ya Seedyion Se Jaoge?

    Banta: Ji Seediyon Se Jaunga.

    Doctor Ne Is Baar Bhi Kuch Calculations Karne K Baad Katori Se Thodi Si Dawai Bahar Nikaal Li.

    Doctor: Ghar Ke Main Darwaaje Se Toilet Kitni Dur Hai?

    Banta: Kareeb 25 Feet.

    Doctor Ne Phir Se Kuch Hisaab Karne Ke Baad Thodi Si Dawai Katori Se Bahar Nikaal Li.

    Doctor: Ab Pehle Meri Fees De Do Aur Phir Yeh Dawai Peekar Phataphat Ghar Chale Jao, Kahin Rukna Mat Aur Phir Mujhe Phone Kar Ke Batana.

    Banta Ne Vaisa Hi Kiya.

    Takreeban Aadhe Ghante Ke Baad Bana Ka Phone Aaya.

    Doctor: Haan Banta Ji, Ho Gaya Clear Sab... Ab Dard Kaisa Hai... ?

    Banta, Ek Dum Dheeli Awaaz Mein: Doctor Ji, Sab Saaf Bhi Ho Gaya Aur Ab Bilkul Bhi Dard Nahin Hai Lekin......

    Doctor: Lekin!?!... Lekin Kya???

    Banta: Ji Aap Ki Dawai Toh Bahut Hi Achchi Thi Lekin Calculator Theek Karwa Lena Apna... Hum Takreeban 50 Metre Se Haar Gaye...
  • Drinkers are Practical People A Lady was conducting her anti drinking campaign outside a bar. A man came out of the Bar exuding alcohol fumes and the Lady said, "Reflect !!! If you arrive at the Gates of Heaven with your breath smelling of liquor...
  • When Shit Happens Sometimes when shit happens, you want to be able to articulate the experience more than just you`ve, taken a shit. Here are some shit definitions to help you explain the situation better to your friends and family...
  • Stop That! A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one night. Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror from her purse...
  • Rajinikanth vs Kattappa Ek Baar Rajinikanth Aur Kattappa Ki Mulaqat Ho Jaati Hai.
    Rajinikanth: Tumhe Pata Hai Mere Gaon Mein Light Nahin Thi, Main Agarbatti Jalaakar Uski Roshni Mein Padta Tha.
    Kattappa: Mere Gaaon Mein Toh Light Bhin Nahin Thi Aur Hamaare Paas Agarbatti...
  • Jesus on the Cross... After a brutal and tough day carrying the cross up Golgatha, the Romans nailed Jesus with no remorse to the heavy wooden structure. Golgatha was a grand hill, and as the cross was raised Jesus looked down upon all...
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