| I was going for a drink after work with some of my workmates. I telephoned the Missus and told her that I was working late. I got home at 1AM stumbling all over the place and fell into bed fully clothed. In the morning I was getting the cold shoulder from the Missus. She said to me, "I don't mind that you go out for a few drinks with your mates, what I DO mind is that you lied to me!!! We have to be honest in our relationship, no more lies, honesty is more important than anything else." That evening, we were going out for a meal with some friends and she was trying on various outfits. She asked me, "Does my bum look fat in this?" I'll never understand women! |