Banta's First Date

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    Jab Banta College Mein Tha, Toh Uske Bholepan Ki Wajah Se Ek Ladki Se Uski Dosti Ho Gayi.

    Ek Din Dono Ka Program Bana Ki Aaj Date Pe Chalte Hai Aur Kahi Dinner Karte Hai.

    Toh Dono Ja Pahunch Jaate Hain Ek Badiya Se Hotel Mein. Dono Mein Baaton Ka Daur Chalta Raha, Saath Saath Main Kuch Mocktails.... Snacks... Soup... Bhi Chalte Rahe... Aur Phir Last Mein Dono Dinner Karna Shuru Kiya.

    Dinner Karte Karte Achanak Banta Badi Masoomiyat Se Ladki Ki Taraf Dekhne Lagta Hai.

    Ladki Puchti Hai: Kya Hua? Aise Kyun Dekh Rahe Ho?

    Banta, Dheere Se: Maine Aapko Kuch Kehna Hai, Aap Naraz To Nahi Ho Jaoge Na?

    Ladki, Sharma Ke: Nahi Ji, Bilkul Nahin. Aap Boliye.

    Banta: Bill Adha Adha Kar Lein, Koi Problem Toh Nahi Aapk???
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