Pappu Fail Ho Gaya!

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    Bahut Jyada Shaitaniyo Aur Faltu Ki Bakwas Karne Ki Vajah Se Pappu Ek Bar Fail Ho Gaya.

    Teacher Ne Santa Ko Class Mein Bulaya Aur Boli.

    Teacher: Tumhara Ladka Bada Hi Nalayak Ho Gaya, Jitna Faltu Ki Baton Mein Dimaag Lagata Hai Utna Study Pe Lagana Chahiye.

    Santa: Madam Ji, Kya Ho Gaya Kyu Itna Gussa Kar Rahe Ho?
    Teacher: Ye Dekho Vo Fail Hai. English Mein 14, Math Mein 17, Science Mein 18, SST Mein 11, Total 60.

    Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Kuch Pal Sochne Ke Bad Bola.

    Santa: Wah Madam, Total Mein Toh Chha Gaya Apna Puttar..., Aur Kamaal Ki Baat Yeh Hai Ki Is Subject Ki Toh Tution Bhi Nahi Rakhi Thi.
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