Recipe for a Happy Life

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    Travis had been rather upbeat lately.

    "What gives?" asked Jim.

    "Just loving life, Jim. Loving life," he replied. "Health, togetherness, motivated children, lack of envy: that's the recipe for a happy life. Plus, we've been having more sex than any time in our marriage."

    "Wow, that's pretty good after 25 years, Travis."

    "Yes, it is," he mused. "So much so that Marge has taken to calling it her 'Medicine'."

    "Oh, yeah?" said Jim. "Is she swallowing it or taking it as a suppository?"
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