| Banta Suhagrat Pe Apni Nayi Naveli Dulhan Ke Paas Jaa Ke Baith Gay Aur Bade Pyaar Se Samjhane Laga. Banta: Dekho, Sabse Pyaar Se Rehna, Sabki Respect Karna, Unka Vishwas Jeetne Ki Koshish Karna, Unki Care Karna, Hamesha Sach Bolna... Dulhan: Achcha ji, Thek Hai... Banta: Choton Se Hamesha Pyaar Se Baat Karna, Subah Jaldi Utha, Thoda Pooja Paath Karna, Bade-Bjurgon Ki Sewa Karna... Aur Pata Nahin Kya Kya.... Dulhan Bechari Bore Ho Rahi Thi... Phir Vo Fatafat Uthi Aur Room Ka Darwaza Khol Kar Chilla Kar Boli: Arey Sab Log Andar Aa Jaao, Yahaan Satsang Ho Raha Hai... Santa Apne Motaape Ki Wajah Se Tang Aa Kar Doctor Ke Paas Gaya. Santa: Doctor Sahab Is Mote Pet Ka Kuch Karo. Doctor: Iska To Sirf Ek Hi Ilaaj Hai. Santa: Wo Kya Doctor Sahab? Doctor: Tum Roz Sirf Do Hi Rotiyan Khaya Karo. Santa: Hmmmm, Par Ye Do Rotiya Khaane Se Pehle Khani Hai Ya Baad Mein? Pappu Ki Bike Ki Takkar Ek Scooty Waali Ladki Se Ho Gayi Aur Bechari Ladki Gir Gayi Bheed Jama Ho Gayi Aur Sabne Pappu Ko Kaafi Maara, Peeta, Aur Phir Ladki Aur Uski Scooty Ko Uthaya... Ek Aadmi Ne Pucha: Ap Theek Ho, LAgi Toh Nahin? Ladki: Arey Nahi, Ye Toh Roz KA Kaam Hai... Vo Actually Mein Abhi Seekh Rahi Hun Na... Madam Asked His Student, Pappu, To Get His Father's Signature On His Report Card. Pappu Bought His Report Card Next Day With A Signature On It - @@@@@@@@@ Madam Hairani Se: Pappu!!! Yeh Kaise Signature Hain? Pappu: Vo Mam, Mere Daddy Ki Jalebi Ki Dukaan Hai, Unka Haath Aise Hi Chalta Hai. |