Marwa Aaye Na!

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    Mulla Ji Shehar Se Charpai Khareed Ke Sir Par Rakh Kar Ghar Wapas Ja Rahe Thhe.

    Raste Main Ek Dost Ne Pucha: Kitne Ki Laye Ho?

    Mulla: 800 Rs Ki.

    Dost: Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 600 Rs Ki Mil Jati.

    Thodi Dur Chalne Par Ek Aur Dost Mila.

    Dost: Kitne Ki Laye Ho?

    Mulla: 600 Rs Ki.

    Dost: Marwa Aaye Gand Yahaan To 400 Rs Ki Mil Jati.

    Mulla Ji Ne Suna Aur Chup Cha Chal Diye, Phir Ek Aur Dost Raste Mein Mil Jata Hai.

    Dost: Kahaan Se Aa Rahe Ho.

    Mulla Gusse Se: Gand Marwa Ke Aa Raha Hoon.

    Dost Badi Zor Se Haste Hue Bolta Hai: Achcha, Marwane Ke Liye Charpai Bhi Saath Le Ke Jate Ho.
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