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    Hamara Ek Dost Tha Banta. Bada Hi Majakiya Kism Ka Tha.

    Gaanv Mein Uska Khet Tha Aur Uske Khet Ki Khaas Aur Famous Baat Ye Thi Ki Uske Khet Ke Tamatar Bade Hi Laal Hua Karte The.

    Ek Din Uski Padosan Ne Us Se Tamatar Laal Hone Ki Vajah Puchi.

    Banta Bada Hi Serious Ho Ke Bola: Babhi Ji, Main Roj Subha Pura Nanga Hokar Khet Mein Paani Dalta Hun, Isliye Vo Bechaare Sharam Se Laal Ho Jaate Hain.

    Aurat Khush Hui Aur Usko Idea Pasand Bhi Aya Aur Agle Din Usne Apne Khet Mein Nange Ho Ke Paani Diya. Kaafi Der Tak Bechaari Paani Deti Rahi Leki Tamatar Vaise Ke Vaise...

    Kuch Der Bad Banta Wahan Se Gujra Aur Usne Dekha Ki Vo Side Mein Udas Khadi Thi.

    Banta Ne Puch Liya: Babhi Ji Kya Hua Udaas Kyun Ho?

    Aurat: Kya Bataun Ji, Maine Bhi Nange Ho Ke Paani Diya, Tamatar Toh Laal Nahi Hue Par Kheere Jarur Lambe Ho Gaye...
  • Cheez Ek Naam Anek Pappu Gaon Ke Primary School Me Padta Tha. Ek Din Wahaan Par Education Board Se Checking Ke Liye Ek Inspector Aaya. Usne Sabhi Bachchon Ka Test Lene Ke Liye Ek Sawaal Puchha: Bachchon, Koi Aisi Cheez Batao Jiske Anek Naam Ho...
  • Pissing Contest A Man & his Wife were arguing about who was better.... males or females.... the argument turned into a pissing contest... literally when the female claimed that she could piss higher up a wall than her husband could...
  • Stud Service Charges A farmer drove to a neighbor`s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door.
    "Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
    "No, they went to town."
    "How about your brother...
  • Taste of Semen The biology professor was discussing the high glucose level of semen when a blonde co-ed raised her hand.
    "Are you saying there`s a lot of sugar in male semen?"
    "Correct," responded the professor...
  • Freezing Cold Two farmers, Joe and Bob, lived as neighbours, but didn`t like each other much. In 1999, there was a period of -30 degree centigrade cold and Bob and Joe had nothing to do because of it. So they bet a bottle of vodka...
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