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    A young woman had given birth in the elevator of a New Delhi hospital, and was embarrassed about it.
    One of the Doctors, in an effort to console her, said, "Don t feel bad. Why, only two years ago a lady delivered in the front yard of the hospital."
    With that the new mother burst out crying. "I know," she said. "That was me, too."
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