Killing Wasps

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    Santa Ke Khet Mein Bhoondon (Wasps) Ka Chhatta Laga Tha.

    Santa Ne Apne Naukar Bhahiye Se Kaha: Tu Ghar Jaa Aur Phataphat Mitti Ka Tail Leke Aa... Bhoond Marte Hain.

    Bhaiya Ghar Jaata Aur Jaake Santa Ki Gharwali, Jeeto Se Bolta Hai: Bibi Ji, Bibi Ji...

    Jeeto: Oye, Kya Hua??? Tu Vapas Kyun Aa Gaya?

    Bhaiya: Bibi Ji, Sahab Ji Ne Mitti Ka Tail Mangaya Hai.

    Jeeeto: Hain, Mitti Ka Tail !!! Khet Main Kya Karna Hai Mitti Ke Tail Ka?

    Bhaiya: Vo Bibi Ji, Sahab Ne Kaha Ki Aaj Vo Bhoond Marenge.

    Jeeto, Sharmate Hue Bhaiya Se Boli: Oye Kamlya, Nalayak, Buddhu... Phir Mitti Ka Nahin Sarson Ka Tail Mangwaya Hoga...
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