| Once Jeeto was riding in a fancy hotel's elevator. On the second floor, a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She smoothed down the skirt of her hot pink dress, looks down at Desi Jeeto, raises her nose snootily, and arrogantly says: Giorgio Armani, $150 an ounce. Just as she speaks, the elevator opens and a glamorous former supermodel, age 45 steps on. She's draped in a mink stole and wears tall leather boots from Italy. She hears what the younger woman has said to Jeeto and flips her hair and boasts: Chanel, $200 an ounce. About two floors later, Jeeto has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she stops, turns around, making eye-contact with the two snotty women, and then she promptly bends over, farts... and says: Mooli... 10 Rs per kg... |