Birth Control Pill

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    Santa Ko Uske Ek Dost Ne Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad 72 Gante Ke Ander Ipill Kha Li Jaye To Bachha Nahi Hota.

    Santa Ne Yah Tarika Apnaya Lekin Phir Bhi Uski Biwi Pregnant Ho Gayi.

    Santa Rota Hua Apne Dost Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Sale, Kutte, Kameene.... Mujhe Marva Diya Na, Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Bachcha Nahi Hoga.

    Dost Bada Hairan Hua Bola: Yaar Impossible Hai, Aisa Nahi Ho Sakta.

    Santa: Abey Ho Gaya Na... Tune To 72 Gante Kaha Thha, Maine Toh Sex Ke 3 Ghante Ke Baad Hi I-pill Kha Li Thhi, Phir Bhi Pata Nahi Jeeto Kaise Pregnant Ho Gayi!!!
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