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    Pappu Aur Uski Girlfriend Car Mein Jaa Rahe The.
    Pappu Ne Usko Impress Karne Ke Liye Car Ki Speed Ek Dum Se Badha Di Aur Badi Shaan Se Pucha: Dekhi Meri Speed?
    Achanak Se Car Band Ho Gayi.
    Girlfriend Zor-Zor Se Hasne Lagi.
    Pappu: Kya Hua, Ismein Hasne Waali Kya Baaat Hai?
    Girlfriend: Kuch Nahi, Kal Raat Ki Yaad Aa Gayi.

    Pappu Chemist Shop Pe Gaya Aur Bola: Bhai Sahib Ek Condom Dena Mujhe Meri Girlfriend Ko Gift Dena Hai.
    Shopkeeper: Ispar Cover Chada Doon Kya?
    Pappu: Oye Nahi Gadhe Ye Hi To Cover Hai Gift To Mere Pass Hai.

    Ek Baar Pappu Ki Bike Puncture Ho Gayi. Kisi Tarha Vo Usko Lekar Pass Ke Ek Service Station Mein Pahuncha.
    Vahan Jake Pucture Lagane Wale Ladke Se Bola: Bike Ghaseet-Ghaseet Ke Gaand Fatt Gayi.
    Ladke Ne Confuse Hoke Puchha: Toh Phir Pehle Puncture Kahan Lagaun.... Gaand Pe Ya Bike Mein???
  • Keep the Flies Off Your Watermelon A newly-wed couple wake up on the first morning of their honeymoon in the Caribbean and decide to take a stroll down the beach. On their way they pass a shanty house, and sitting on the front porch is an overweight woman...
  • Birth Control Pill Santa Ko Uske Ek Dost Ne Bataya Ki Sex Karne Ke Baad 72 Gante Ke Ander Ipill Kha Li Jaye To Bachha Nahi Hota. Santa Ne Yah Tarika Apnaya Lekin Phir Bhi Uski Biwi Pregnant Ho Gayi. Santa Rota Hua Apne Dost Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola...
  • Sleeping Around Mary and Betty were friends that worked in the same office. At lunch, Betty confided to her co-worker that she had an awful row with her husband the night before. "What was it about...
  • Confession!!! A man goes to his Catholic priest, to confess his sins. Man: Father, I`ve sinned. I went to my Uncle`s house, but he wasn`t there, and his wife wasn`t there, so I talked to his daughter for five minutes, then I had sex...
  • Killing Wasps Santa Ke Khet Mein Bhoondon (Wasps) Ka Chhatta Laga Tha. Santa Ne Apne Naukar Bhahiye Se Kaha: Tu Ghar Jaa Aur Phataphat Mitti Ka Tail Leke Aa... Bhoond Marte Hain. Bhaiya Ghar Jaata Aur Jaake Santa Ki Gharwali, Jeeto Se Bolta Hai...
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