| Ek Baar Pappu Ki Class Mein Biology Inspection Honi Hoti Hai. Madam Bachho Ki Samjhati Hai Ki Kal Tum Logo Se Kuch Questions Puche Jayenge, Jaise Ki, 'Batao Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai?' Sab Students Apne Hath Upar Kar Lete Hai Aur Ek Student Bolta Hai: Aankhein. Madam: Bahut Achche, Par Aankhein Kyun? Student: Jab Koi Cheez Aankh Mein Chali Jati Hai, Toh Insaan Ki Marne Wali Haalat Ho Jaati Hai. Isi Tarah Baki Ke Students Bolte Hai Naak, Kaan Vagera-Vagera. Pappu Ki Baari Aati Hai Toh Vo Bolta Hai: Gaand!!! Madam Gusse Se Laal-Peeli Hokar: Chupkar Besharam, Kal Mat Aana, Agar Aao Toh Apna Munh Mat Kholna. Agle Din Class Mein Inspector Aata Hai Aur Wohi Sawal Puch Leta Hai: Sharir Ka Sabse Najuk Ang Kaun Sa Hai? Sab Bachche Class Mein Haath Upar Kar Lete Hai, Lekin Pappu Apna Hath Upar Nahi Karta, Toh Inspector Usse Puchta Hai: Bachche Aapko Iska Answer Nahi Pata Kya? Isse Pahle Pappu Kuch Bolta Madam Inspector Ke Pas Gayi Aur Boli: Sir, Yeh Ek Bahut Hi Nalayak Bachcha Hai, Isliye Isse Koi Bhi Question Mat Puchiye. Lekin Inspector Madam Se Bola: Lekin Main Janna Chahta Hoon Ke Ye Bachcha Is Question Ka Answer Kyun Nahi Janta? Tab Inspector Bache Se Puchta Hai: Dekho Bache Daro Mat Aap Mujhe Iska Koi Bhi Answer De Do Jo Tumko Sahi Lage. Pappu: Ji, Gaand!!! Inspector Ke Ye Sunkar Tote Udd Jate Hai Aur Madam To Darr Ke Mare Peeli Pad Jaati Hai. Inspector Puchta Hai: Kyun? Pappu: Kyon Ki Sawal Aap Mujhse Puch Rahe Ho Aur Gaand Madam Ki Fatt Rahi Hai. |