Murgi Bechna Bhi Aafat Hai

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    Ek Gaanv Ki Aurat Murgi Khareedne Bazar Gayi. Aurat Dukandar Se Boli: Bhaiya Jara Murgiyan Dikhana.

    Dukandar Ne Ek Murgi Dikhayi.

    Aurat Ne Murgi Ke Neeche Apna Haath Rakha Aur Boli: Ye Delhi Ki Murgi Hai, Ye Nahi Chahiye, Dusari Murgi Dikhao.

    Dukandar Bola: Kyun???

    Aurat Boli: Yeh Murgi Chara Toh Aapne Ghar Ka Khayegi Aur Ande Kahin Aur Jakar Degi.

    Dukandar Ne Dusari Murgi Dikhayi.

    Aurat Ne Phir Murgi Ke Neeche Apna Haath Rakha Aur Boli: Ye Bhi Nahi Chahiye, Dusari Murgi Dikhao.

    Dukandar Bola: Issmein Kya Kami Hai?

    Aurat Boli: Ye Punjab Ki Murgi Hai, Yeh Sham Ko Ghar Mein Nahi Aati Hai Aur Pakdo Toh Pakad Mein Bhi Nahi Aati Hai.

    Dukandar Ne Teesari Murgi Dikhayi To Aurat Ne Phir Wahi Kaam Kiya Murgi Ke Neeche Haath Lagaya Aur Boli: Ye Bhi Nahi Chahiye Koi Aur Murgi Hai Toh Dikhao Nahi Toh Main Kisi Dusari Dukan Par Jaati Hun.

    Dukandar Bola: Ab Issmein Kya Kami Hai?

    Aurat Boli: Ye Dehradun Ki Murgi Hai, Yeh Thandi Area Mein Rahi Hai Jiss Se Ande Kam Deti Hain.

    Dukandar Samajh Gaya Aur Usne Dusari Jaati Ki Murgi Dikhai, Aurat Ne Murgi Ke Neeche Hath Lagayi Aur Boli: Haan-Haan Yeh De Do, Yeh Bihar Ki Hai Khoob Andey Deti Hai.

    Aurat Jab Dukandar Ko Murgi Ke Paise Dekar Jane Lagi To Boli: Bhaiya Aap Kahan Ke Rahne Wale Ho?

    Dukandar Sharmaate Hue Bola: Ab Main Kya Bataun Ji, Aap Khud He Mere Neeche Haath Laga Ke Check Kar Lijiye.
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