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Ye Jo Kulfi Khaate Hue Apna Ek Haath Kulfi Ke Neech Lagaye Rehte Hain... Taaki Kulfi Gire Na...
Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne MOH Kaha Hai.
Aur Kulfi Khatam Hone Ke Baad Bhi Jo Kulfi Ki Stick Chuste Rehte Hain...
Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne LOBH Kaha Hai.
Aur Jo Kulfi Ki Stick Ko Phainkte Nahin Hain Aur Yeh Sochkar Ghar Le Jaate Hain Ki Bachchon Ke School Project Work Ke Kaam Aaye...
Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne SWARTH Kahaa Hai.
- Baat Ek Andaaz Anek Mirza Ghalib: Sharab Peene De Ai Dost, Masjid Mein Baith Kar, Yaa Wo Jagah Bataa De, Jahan Khudaa Na Ho.
Iqbal: Masjid Khudaa Kaa Ghar Hai, Koi Peene Ki Jagah Nahi, Kaafir Ke Dil Me Jaa, Wahaan... - Never Be Late! A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner...
- Less I Drink... A bloke went into a pub, sat down at the bar and ordered five pots. The barman wondered since he was alone, but served up the five pots. And the bloke downed them all... one, two, three, four, five. As he finished the last one...
- Bottle Caps A man walks into a restaurant and explains to the manager that he`s from the mental hospital up the street. He says he would like to bring a group of the better-adjusted patients in for a meal, as part of their socialization...
- Hilarious Test Answers Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.
Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it`s brother...