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My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man.
When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response, so I gave him another poke. Still the story went on.
Suddenly he stopped, grinned and said, "Oh, but I've told you this one before, haven't I?"
We all chuckled and changed the subject. Later, on the dance floor, I asked my husband why it had taken him so long to get my message.
"What do you mean?" he replied. "I cut the story off as soon as you kicked me."
"But I kicked you twice and it still took you awhile to stop!"
Suddenly we realized what had happened. Sheepishly we returned to our table.
The boss smiled and said, "Don't worry. After the second one I figured it wasn't for me, so I passed it along!"
- Moh, Lobh Aur Swarth Ye Jo Kulfi Khaate Hue Apna Ek Haath Kulfi Ke Neech Lagaye Rehte Hain... Taaki Kulfi Gire Na... Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne MOH Kaha Hai.
Aur Kulfi Khatam Hone Ke Baad Bhi Jo Kulfi Ki Stick Chuste... -
Revenge is Sweet! Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn`t get hurt... - Baat Ek Andaaz Anek Mirza Ghalib: Sharab Peene De Ai Dost, Masjid Mein Baith Kar, Yaa Wo Jagah Bataa De, Jahan Khudaa Na Ho.
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- Less I Drink... A bloke went into a pub, sat down at the bar and ordered five pots. The barman wondered since he was alone, but served up the five pots. And the bloke downed them all... one, two, three, four, five. As he finished the last one...