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Mr Jones drove his secretary home after she had had a little too much to drink at their new year's office party. She was sooooo drunk.
Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife who was an insanely jealous and suspicious woman.
Later that night, Mr. Jones and his wife were in the car when he spotted a high-heeled shoe under the passenger seat.
While his wife wasn't looking, he picked up the shoe and tossed it out of his window.
Later, as they got out of the car, his wife asked, "Honey, have you seen my other shoe?
Life of a husband is so difficult...
- A Kick Under The Table! My husband, Michael, and I were at a restaurant with his boss, a rather stern older man. When Michael began a tale, which I was sure he had told before, I gave him a kick under the table. There was no response, so I gave...
- Biggest Lies! Work hard and make sure you get a high score in class X. Your entire life and career depends on it. YOU CAN ENJOY LATER....
Just work for 2 years in XI and XII. If you get in a good medical college/IITs/NITs... - Moh, Lobh Aur Swarth Ye Jo Kulfi Khaate Hue Apna Ek Haath Kulfi Ke Neech Lagaye Rehte Hain... Taaki Kulfi Gire Na... Ise Geeta Mein Sri Krishna Ne MOH Kaha Hai.
Aur Kulfi Khatam Hone Ke Baad Bhi Jo Kulfi Ki Stick Chuste... -
Revenge is Sweet! Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not to bad and I really didn`t get hurt... - Baat Ek Andaaz Anek Mirza Ghalib: Sharab Peene De Ai Dost, Masjid Mein Baith Kar, Yaa Wo Jagah Bataa De, Jahan Khudaa Na Ho.
Iqbal: Masjid Khudaa Kaa Ghar Hai, Koi Peene Ki Jagah Nahi, Kaafir Ke Dil Me Jaa, Wahaan...