Tharki Santa Aur Banta

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    Santa: Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.
    Banta Hairani Se: Sach Mein!?! Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kaun Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.
    Santa: Oye HAvas Ke Pujari... Chusti Rahti Hai Matlab Hum Active Rehte Hain... Susti Nahin Padti... Tharki Kahin Ka
    Hamare Dost Banta Ko Badi Tharak Chadi Hui Thi, Control Na Hua To Ek Dalal Ke Paas Gaya.
    Banta: O Yaar, Ek Bade Boobs Aur Chote Hole Wali Ladki Bhejo.
    Kuch Der Baad Ek Ladki Aayi Aur Banta Se Boli: Kya Aap Wahi Hai, Jiska Munh Bada Aur Lund Chhota Hai.

    Santa Made Lot Of Money In USA.
    Banta Asked: How?
    Santa: I Made A Cream, When Applied On Penis, It Smells Like Banana and It Was A Hit.
    Banta Also Went To USA and Made 5 Times Money Than Santa.
    Santa Asked: Oye Yaar Banta... Kaise?? Banta: I Also Developed A Cream, When Applied On Banana, It Smells Like Penis.

    Killer Analysis By Santa: When You Yawn & The Person Sitting Next To You Also Yawns...
    It Means Aap Dono Ke Beech Yawn Sambandh Hai.

    Banta Bhaga Bhaga Santa Ke Ghar Aya Aur Hanfte Hue Santa Ko Bola: Santa, Mene Abhi Teri Biwi Ko Call Girls Ke Adde Pe Dekha Tha, Jara Dhayan Rakha Kar.
    Santa Rote Hue: Haye Mere Bhagwan, Meri Gharwali Lesbian Kab Se Ho Gayi???
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