Santa-Jeeto Jokes

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    Khaana Khaate Huye Santa Ne Jeeto Ko Aawaz Lagaai Aur Pucha: Bhagyawan...! Yeh Jo Tumne Sabji Banaai Hai Ise Kya Kehte Hain?
    Jeeto: Kyun, Kisliye Poochh Rahe Ho?
    Santa: Arrey Bhai Mujhse Bhi Toh Swarg Mein Poochha Jayega Ki Kya Kha Ke Mare The?

    Ek Baar Santa Aur Jeeto Chori Ke Topic Par Baat Kar Rahe The.
    Santa: Jo Insan Chori Karta Hai, Wo Baad Mein Zaroor Pachhtaata Hai.
    Jeeto (Romantic Mood Mein): Aur Tumne Jo Shaadi Se Pehle Meri Neendein Churaai Thi Unke Baare Mein Kya Khayal Hai?
    Santa: Keh Toh Raha Hoon, Jo Chori Karta Hai Wo Baad Mein Pachhtata Zaroor Hai.

    Ek Baar Jeeto Ne Santa Se Pucha: Agar Main Aapko 2-3 Din Na Dikhoon Toh Aapko Kaisa Lagega??
    Santa Se Khushi Ke Maare Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Usne Bhi Bol Diya: Bahut Achcha Lagega.
    Jeeto Ko Bada Gussa Aaya... Bas Phir Kya Tha....
    Jeeto Monday Ko Nahi Dikhi.
    Tuesday Ko Nahi Dikhi.
    Wednesday Ko Nahi Dikhi.
    Thursday Ko Bhi Nahi Dikhi.
    Aur Phir Friday Ko Jab Santa Ki Aankh Ki Soojan Zara Si Kam Huyi Toh Thodi Thodi, Dhundli Si Dikhai Di.

    Santa Ki Wife Ka Baby Hone Wala Thha So Hospital Mein Admit Thhi.
    Nurse: Mubarak Ho Aap Ke Ghar Ladka Paida Hua Hai.
    Santa: Wah Ji Wah Kya Technology Hai, Biwi Meri Hospital Hai, Aur Bachcha Mere Ghar Paida Hua Hai.
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