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    Teen Bahut Najdiki Dost The - Ek Pandit, Ek Baniya Aur Ek Jatt.

    Teenon Ka Sab Kuch Saath-Saath Hi Hua - Schooling, College, Yahaan Tak Ki Shaadi Bhi. Teeno Honeymoon Bhi Saath-Saath Hi Gaye, Aur Ek Hi Hotel Mein Ruke.

    Hotel Mein Pahunchane Ke Baad, Teeno Apne-Apne Kamre Mein Jaane Se Pahle Mile, Aur Decide Kiya Ki Subah Breakfast Table Par Ek Doosre Ko Batayenge Ki Kisne Kitni Baar Kiya. Par Samasya Thi Ki Apni Patniyon Ke Saamne Kaise Is Baare Mein Baat Karenge.

    Par Teeno Smart The, Jaldi Hi Is Baat Ka Hal Bhi Dhoondh Liya. Jo Jitne Baar Apni Bread Par Butter Lagayega, Toh Uska Matlab Hoga Ki Usne Utni Baar Sex Kiya.

    Aur Teeno Apne-Apne Room Mein Chale Gaye, Subah Teenon Breakfast Table Par Mile. Pehle Pandit Ne Apni Bread Uthayi, Aur 2 Baar Butter Lagaya Aur Bread Apni Plate Mein Rakh Di.

    Phir Baniye Ne Apni Bread Uthayi, Seedhi Taraf 2 Baar Butter Lagaya, Phir Bread Ko Palta Aur 2 Baar Butter Lagaya.

    Ab Baari Thi Jatt Ki, Usne Apni Bread Uthai, 2 Baar Butter Lagaya, Bread Palti Fir 2 Baar Butter Lagaya. Phir Pandit Ki Bread Uthai, Dono Taraf Butter Lagaya Aur Rakh Di, Phir Baniye Ki Bread Uthai Aur Usmein Bhi Dono Taraf Butter Laga Diya.

    Aur Phir... Phir Kya? Phir Dosti Khatam.
  • Tharki Santa Aur Banta Santa: Bante, Daily Chyavanprash Khane Se Chusti Rehti Hai.
    Banta Hairani Se: Sach Mein!?! Mujhe Bhi Bata Na Kaun Chusti Rahti Hai? Bata Na Bhai, Bata Na.
    Santa: Oye Havas Ke Pujari... Chusti Rahti Hai Matlab Hum Active Rehte...
  • Jamaican Fireman and Sex The Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya now sumptin` womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station... Bell 1 rings - we put on de jacket. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole...
  • Tight Brown or The Easy Pink? Steve Davis, the world champion snooker player, got married and it was the first night of his honeymoon. His beautiful wife lay spread across the bed wearing only a scanty silken black nightdress. Presently Steve came out of the bathroom totally naked...
  • Revenge Sex Tommy discovered his wife was cheating with another guy, so he went to the guy`s wife and told her about it. "I know what we will do", she said, "Let`s take revenge on him."
    So together they went to a motel and...
  • Slept Like a Rabbit! Gary, a travelling salesman once got caught up in a blizzard and got shelter with a farmer who had three daughters. The farmer called him aside and told him, "Young man, I have three daughters, so stay in your room...
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