Wearing Seatbelt Incorrectly

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    A woman who was driving down the highway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren.

    She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quietly slipped it on before the officer got to her window.

    After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"

    "Yes, I do, officer," she politely replied.

    "Interesting," said the officer. "Do you always loop it through your steering wheel like that?"
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