| Ek Doctor Hospital Mein Apni Aakhri Saansein Gin Rahe Patient Ke Heart Ko Haath Se Daba-2 Kar Pump Kar Raha Tha. Achanak Wo Ruka Aur Apne Assistant Se Bola: Bas Ab Hum Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte. Assitant Hairani Se: Doctor Lekin Isko Hosh Mein Lane Ki Aur Koshish Kar Sakte Hai Isko I.C.I Injection Diya Ja Sakta Hai. Doctor: Arey Mujhe Sab Pata Hai Par Chod Yaar Mujhe Nurses Ki Staff Party Mein Jane Mein Der Ho Rahi Hai. Assistant: Sir, Nurses Aapke Bina Bhi Party Kar Sakti Hai Par Iss Patient Ko Aapki Jayada Jaroorat Hai. Doctor: Yaar Saal Mein Ek Baar To Nurses Ko Unki Uniform Ke Bina Dekhne Ka Mauka Milta Hai, Main Is Mauke Ko Khona Nahi Chahta. Assistant Bahut Dukhi Hua Ki Tabhi Ek Nurse Andar Aayi Aur Boli: Doctor, Maine Is Patient Ke Paper Ready Kar Diye Hai, Aap Ek Baar Check Kar Lo. Doctor Ne Jaldi-Jaldi Papers Pade Aur Achanak Assistant Ko Bola. Doctor: Oh God, Jaldi Karo Isko I.C.I Injection Lagao, Nurse Tum Kahi Mat Jana Tumhari Zaroorat Hai. Assitant Ne Ye Dekha Aur Khushi Se Doctor Ko Bola: Assitant: Doctor Saab Aap Vakiye Hi Bahut Mahaan Ho, Aapko Apna Farz Yaad Aa Gaya. Doctor: Arey Nahi Yaar, Maine Abhi Notice Mein Padha Hai Ki Iss Madarchod Ne Apna Penis Donate Kiya Hai, Agar Ye Mar Gaya To Mujhe Iska Penis Nikalne Ke Liye Saari Raat Yahin Rukna Padega. |