A Shikari Loading His Gun

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    Ek Shikaari Jungle Mein Shikaar Karne Gaya. Jab Kaafi Dhundne Ke Baad Bhi Usko Koi Jaanwar Nahi Mila Toh Time Pass Ke Liye Usne Socha Ki Chalo Muthh Hi Maar Leta Hoon.

    Shikaari Muthh Maarne Lag Gaya Toh Ek Sher Ne Use Dekha Aur Bhaga Bhaga Ghar Vapis Aya Aur Sare Janwar Ikathe Kar Liye.

    Sher: Sab Jaan Bacha Ke Bhag Jao Ek Shikaari Aaya Hai.

    Lomdi Boli: Toh Kya Hua Ismein Darne Ki Kya Baat Hai, Vo Toh Roj Hi Aate Hai?

    Sher Rote Hue Bola: Mene Bade-Bade Shikaari Dekhe Lekin Aisa Shikaari Kabhi Nahi Dekha.

    Lomdi: Kyun, Kya Khaas Hai Is Shikaari Mein?

    Sher: Is Shikaari Ne Apni Bandook 70-80 Baar Load Kar Li Hai Ab Pata Nahi Ek Saath Kitne Fire Karega Behnchod Ka...
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