Main Ya Family ?

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    Ek Ladke Aur Ladki Ka Bade Time Se Affair Chal Raha Thha, Ek Din Dono Bethe Apni Shadi Ke Bare Mein Baat Kar Rahe Thhe, Jismein Kuch Problems Aa Rahi Thhi.

    Ladki: Kya Tum Mujhe Apni Familly Se Bhi Jyada Pyar Kar Sakte Ho?
    Ladka: Nahin.
    Ladki Hairan Hoke: Par Kyun?

    Ladke Ne Use Bade Pyar Se Smjahte Hue Kaha: Jab Main Chhota Thha, Chalna Shuru Kiya Thha To Gir Jata Thha, Tab Mujhe Uthane Ke Liye Tum Nahi Meri Mom Hoti Thi.
    Jab Main Bahar Jata Thha, To Meri Ungli Pakadne Wale Mere Dad Thhe, Tum Nahi.
    Jab Main Bachpan Mein Rota Thha, To Tum Mujhe Toys (Khillone) Nahi Deti Thhi, Mere Bhai Aur Bahan Dete Thhe.
    Meri Family Duniya Ki Har Cheez Se Jyada Keemti Hai Mere Liye.

    Ladki Ye Sunkar Gusse Se Boli: Abe Chutiye... Bhosdi Ke..., Jab Jab Ye Tera Khada Hota Thha Na, Toh Marwaane Ke Liye Sirf Main Hi Aati Thhi, Koi Aur Nahin... Ab Jab Bhi Khada Ho Na Toh Maar Lena Unki Hi.
  • A Shikari Loading His Gun Ek Shikaari Jungle Mein Shikaar Karne Gaya. Jab Kaafi Dhundne Ke Baad Bhi Usko Koi Jaanwar Nahi Mila Toh Time Pass Ke Liye Usne Socha Ki Chalo Muthh Hi Maar Leta Hoon. Shikaari Muthh Maarne Lag Gaya Toh Ek Sher Ne Use Dekha...
  • Doctor Ka Farz Ek Doctor Hospital Mein Apni Aakhri Saansein Gin Rahe Patient Ke Heart Ko Haath Se Daba-2 Kar Pump Kar Raha Tha. Achanak Wo Ruka Aur Apne Assistant Se Bola: Bas Ab Hum Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte. Assitant Hairani Se...
  • Cure for Erectile Dysfunction! There was a man who had a problem getting an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor takes all kinds of tests and finally decides that he can cure the man. The doctor tells the man to go home and wait until his wife is asleep...
  • Benefits of Life Insurance Ek Life Insurance Agent Kaafi Dino Se Santa Ke Peeche Pada Hua Tha Aur Usko Policy Bechne Ke Chakkar Mein Thha. Ek Din Aakhir Santa Ne Tang Aakar Usko Gar Par Bula Hi Liya.
    Agent: Sir, Policy Le Lijiye, Agar Aapko Kuch...
  • The Impossible Task Santa Honeymoon Par Gaya Abhi Maza Aana Shuru Ho Hi Raha Thha Ke Santa Ke Kamre Mein Bhoot Aaya. Bhoot Ne Santa Se Kaha: Mein Tujhe Lene Aaya Hoon.
    Santa Usko Taalne Ke Liye Bola: Yaar Kal Aana... Abhi Mein Busy Hoon...
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