| A Girl Went For Gender Change Operation. All Her Friends And Relatives Were Waiting Anxiously Outside The Operating Room. When She Came Out, She Smiled Broadly And Shouted: Laudey Lag Gaye. Aurat Chappal Wali Dukaan Pe: Bhaiya, Ek Chappal Dikhao? Dukandar: Number Kya Hai? Aurat: 36 Number. Dukandar, Aankh Maarte Hue Bolta Hai: Bhabhi Ji, Dimag Pe Zor Laga Ke Socho, Kya Lene Aayi Ho. Boy Friend: Janu, Tum Kitne Baje So Ke Uthti Ho? Girl Friend: Apna Koi Fix Time Nahi Hai, Ja Bhi Dil Kare So Jati Hun, Or Jab Dil Kare Uth Jati Hun. Boy Friend: You Noughtyy, Tumhari Sab Aadtein Bilkul Mere Lund Jaisi Hai. Banta Ne Ek Din Apni Patni Se Bade Pyar Se Puchha: Darling, Tumhara Kabhi Dil Nahi Chahta Ke Tum Mard Hoti. Patni Ne Bhi Bada Pyara Jawab Diya: Kyun Aaj Tumhara Marvane Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya? Sex KArte Hue LAdki Jor Jor Awaazein Nikaalne Lagti Hai... Chillati Hai... Haat-Pair Maarne Lagti Hai... Boy: Jaanu... Ye Kya Kar Rahi Ho... Hum Koi Pehli Baar Toh Nahin Kar Rahe Hain.. Phir Ye Sab Kyun... Kahin Sach Mein Dard Ho Raha Hai Kya ? Ladki: Tum Bas Lage Raho... Mein Toh Apni Wedding Night Ki Practise Kar Rahui Hun. |