A tourist asked a boat guide: Do you know Psychology, Geography, Geology and Criminology? The Guide said 'No' to all the questions. The Tourist then said: Idiot!!! You will die of Illiteracy. Suddenly the boat started sinking and the Guide asked the Tourist: Do you know Swimology... Escapology away from Crocrodielogy? The Tourist said: No. The Guide Said: Today you will Drowncology... Crocodielogy will eat yYour Bodycology... and you will Diecology because of your bad Mouthocology. |