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    Ek Doctor Banta Ke Piche Blade Leke Bhag Raha Tha Aur Chilla Raha Thha.

    Doctor: Thahar Ja Kutte Kameene... Ek Baar Hath Lag Ja Tere Ko Jaan Se Mar Dunga.

    Ye Sun Kar Kuch Logo Ne Doctor Ko Pakda Aur Pucha: Arey Doctor Sahab, Hua Kya Hai, Kyun Usko Marne Pe Tule Ho?

    Doctor Rote Hue: Ye Sala Hai Hi Harami, Pichli 4 Baar Se Aisa Hi Kar Raha Hai... Nasbandi Karvane Aata Hai Aur Jhaantein Katva Kar Baag Jaata Hai.
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