| Fred gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, "Where in the hell have you been?" "I was out getting a tattoo," Fred replied. "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?" "I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my privates," he said proudly. "What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in disdain. "Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?" "Well, for one, I like to watch my money grow," said Fred. "Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. "Three, I like how money feels in my hand. "And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want." |