| Clarification Of Hiring Lingo Competitive Salary - We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors. Join Our Fast-Paced Company - We have no time to train you. Casual Work Atmosphere - We don't pay you enough to expect that you will dress up. Must Be Deadline Oriented - You will be six months behind schedule on your first day. Some Overtime Required - Some time each night and some time each weekend. Duties Will Vary - Anyone in the office can boss you around. Must Have An Eye For Detail - We have no quality control. Career-Minded - Female applicants must be childless (and stay that way). Apply In Person - If you're fat, old, or ugly, you will be told the position has been filled. No Phone Calls Please - We already have someone for the job, our call for resumes is just a legal formality. Seeking Candidates With A Wide Variety of Experience - You will need it to replace three people who have just left. Problem Solving Skills A Must - You are walking into a company in perpetual chaos. Requires Team Leadership Skills - You will have the responsibilities of a manager; without the pay or respect. Good Communication Skills - Management communicates; you listen, figure out what they want, and do it. |