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    Ek Baar Pappu Ko Exam Mein Sawal Aaya.
    Question: What Is An Array? Explain With Example.
    Pappu's Answer: Array Is The Word Used To Call A Friend When He Is Standing Far From You. For Example: Array O Behan Ke Lode Idhar Aa!
    Bechara Teacher Abhi Tak Coma Me Hai.

    College Mein Pinky Aur Pappu Ka Affair Chalte Hue One Month Ho Gaya Tha, Ek Din Pinky Ne Pappu Ko Pyar Bhare Andaz Mein Puchcha: Tum Mere Liye Kya Kar Sakte Ho?
    Pappu: Main Tumhare Periods Block Kar Sakta Hu.
    Ek Zor Ka Thappad Aur Pappu Gayab...

    Santa Ko Pappu Ke Master Ne Bulaya Aur Gusse Se Bola.
    Sir: Aap Apne Bete Ko Tameej Sikhao.
    Santa: Kyun, Kya Ho Gaya?
    Sir: Admission Form Mein Sex Wale Column Mein Isne Likha - Nahi Karta, Par Kabhi Kabhi Muth Maar Leta Hun.
    Santa: Master Ji, Par Ab Main Confuse Ho Ki Isko Tameez Sikhaun Ya Sex Karna?

    Santa Ka Beta Pappu Usse Puchta Hai.
    Pappu: Papa Ye Car Ke Peeche 'L' Likhne Ka Matlab Kya Hota Hai?
    Santa: Beta 'L' Ka Matlab Hai Ki, Driver Ko Driving Ke Baare Mein 'Lund' Bhi Nahi Pata.
  • Naughty Puns Perfect Example of Both Good & Bad Luck?
    The Naughty Wind Blows The Girl`s Skirt High (Good Luck) But at The Same Time Dust Falls into the Boy`s Eyes (Bad Luck)
    Height of Disappointment: Husband Enter in a Medical Store to Buy Condoms...
  • Tonsillectomy vs Circumcision Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room.
    The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"
    The second kid says, "I`m in here to get...
  • Dark Lines on Inner Thigh Ek Baar Ek Aurat Badi Pareshaan Hoke Doctor Ke Paas Gayi, Aur Bolti Hai: Doctor Sahab, Main Jab Bhi Subah Uthti Hoon, Meri Thighs Pe Bahaut Saari Lines Bani Hoti Hai. Zara Dekhiye Toh Kahi Kuch Serious Problem...
  • The Third Leg Conundrum Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He Walks over and asks Paul what`s wrong. "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time...
  • The Brexit Effect! Geoffrey, a middle-aged British tourist on his first visit to Germany finds the red light district and enters a large brothel. The madam asks him to be seated and sends over a young lady to entertain him...
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